February 2012
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Heart Attack at 'Heart Attack Grill' →
I still think an incident at ‘Diarrhea Grill’ would be worse.
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Short of owning a razor-toothed vagina, there is no quicker method of turning me off than for a girl to be as dumb as a bag of fucking dirt.
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Simpsons Dolls Banned in Iran →
Apparently a cartoon family that infuriated the Christian Conservative Right in the 90’s can also infuriate Iran today. See? Even enemies can have common ground, as misguided as it is.
Although Spider-Man and Superman seem to be a-okay, as they “help the oppressed.”
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I once had a professor who named his cat 'God'
Solely so he could say “God loves me.”
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January 2012
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Hot Tuna Tickets = Ordered
It’s going to be a good time.
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Slow Day at Work
Let’s do one of those “set your music player to ‘shuffle’ and see what comes up.” Right? Right.
The Beatles, “Only a Northern Song”
Jefferson Airplane, “My Best Friend”
Pink Floyd, “San Tropez”
The Byrds, “Space Odyssey”
Jefferson Airplane, “It’s No Secret”
Pink Anderson, “The Kaiser”
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I enjoy cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food I’m...
– Julia Child
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Heroin is a registered trademark →
It’s true.
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The Funeral Playlist
As a not particularly religious man, I would be spinning in my grave if my next of kin played hymns during my funeral (relax, I’m talking ages from now) so I started making a “funeral playlist” a while ago.
I believe I will post a few.
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