March 2012
33 posts
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Mar 1st
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February 2012
35 posts
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Feb 29th
50 notes
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Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
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thelordofthebeards asked: Why did you get rid of that glorious beard?! I'm so upset. You're still beautiful, I guess..
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 24th
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I am immediately suspicious and distrustful
Of someone who claims not to have some kind of vice. Everybody needs something to be ashamed of.
Feb 24th
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
46 notes
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Feb 21st
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ListenPhilip K. Dick reads Freck’s suicide attempt...
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 17th
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Heart Attack at 'Heart Attack Grill' →
I still think an incident at ‘Diarrhea Grill’ would be worse.
Feb 16th
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Feb 15th
15 notes
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Feb 15th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
11 notes
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Feb 13th
4,274 notes
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Feb 13th
3 notes
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Feb 11th
7 notes
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Feb 10th
4 notes
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Feb 10th
31 notes
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Feb 9th
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Short of owning a razor-toothed vagina, there is no quicker method of turning me off than for a girl to be as dumb as a bag of fucking dirt.
Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 7th
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Simpsons Dolls Banned in Iran →
Apparently a  cartoon family that infuriated the Christian Conservative Right in the 90’s can also infuriate Iran today. See? Even enemies can have common ground, as misguided as it is. Although Spider-Man and Superman seem to be a-okay, as they “help the oppressed.”
Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 3rd
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I once had a professor who named his cat 'God'
Solely so he could say “God loves me.”
Feb 2nd
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Feb 1st
Feb 1st
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